I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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