Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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