somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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