Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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