I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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