We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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