he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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