dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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