I don't think brook has ever known best
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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