David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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