grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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