K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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