is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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