Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
