Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm at about main and main street
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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