so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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