I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
