Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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