I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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