Where are you?
In a non slutty way
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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