Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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