someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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