Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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