and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize