why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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