What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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