five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
how drunk are you?
Several
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Randomize
