Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
The feeling are messing with the penis
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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