At least make sure they are 18
Why
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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