If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Dicks are not precious.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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