Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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