okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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