Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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