At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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