What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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