Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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