I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
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Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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