just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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