white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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