I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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