I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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