You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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