Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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