Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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