yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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