weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Did you pee in the oven last night??
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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