Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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