At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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