Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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