You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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