he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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