oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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