Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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