why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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