Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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